Story Behind The Song
I was watching the movie Joe Dirt, when Christopher Walken's character threatened another guy. He said "If you do that again I'll stab you in the face with a soddering iron". That's funny. Then I thought of Janet Fisher's song contest so I took that funny concept and worked with it.
Song Description
I don't know if there is a long description of this song. I almost didn't enter it. 'Shooting somebody in the face' pretty much wraps it up. It does however speak to the sanctity of life in the United States of America, and the value we place on it.
| Song Length |
3:40 |
Genre |
Unique - Patriotic |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Vicious |
Subject |
Violence, Armed Forces |
| Similar Artists |
Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I Will Shoot You In The Face
V1
I love it when people get another year older
I like the time that it takes
The pinch to grow an inch
The whistles and the blowers
The party, the kool-aid, and the cake
The presents and the singing n? tryin? to blow out those candles
That don?t go out cuz their fake
Super dooper allyoopter
So don?t be a party pooper or
I will shoot you in the face
Chorus:
I will shoot you in the face
I will shoot you in the face
If I miss sooner r? later
I will get you with a tracer
I will shoot you in the face
V2
Once upon a time in a time long ago
This guy was bossin? us around
Thinkin? he was cool
N? makin? stupid rules
Takin? our money by the pound
So our guys got together and they signed a long letter
That really put him in his place
So he put a bunch of soldiers
On a ship and sent them over
Whereupon we shot them in the face (so)
Chorus:
I will shoot you in the face
I will shoot you in the face
If I miss sooner r? later
I will get you with a tracer
I will shoot you in the face
V3
See we like it when our babies get another year older here
The faces and the sounds that they make
We like it when they talk, learn to crawl then walk
Even if they were a mistake
We like the way they look like their mommies and daddies
More with each passing day
So if you try to ruin
Anything that were doin?
I will shoot you in the face
Chorus:
I will shoot you in the face
I will shoot you in the face
If I miss sooner r? later
I will get you with a tracer
I will shoot you in the face
I will look you in the eyes
And as you pee and poop and cry
You?ll see the gun against the shoulder
Of an American Soldier
As they shoot you in the face
Repeat Verse #1
*I will shoot you in the ass
2004 Holmseth
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