Song Description
A little play on words.
| Song Length |
3:08 |
Genre |
Country - Honky Tonk, Country - General |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Content, Cheerful |
| Subject |
Dance, Age, Aging |
Similar Artists |
Joe Diffie, Toby Keith |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
When I looked in the mirror this morning, I didn't see much hair
Seems like yesterday there was a whole lot more up there
No creams, no sprays, no lotions will improve my scalp
But I know what to do that'll really help
Chorus:
I take the first girl who makes it look like she can
Help me hit the dance floor like she don't give a damn
Just twirlin' her around makes me feel good again
Yeah the only thing that helps me is the Two Step Plan
Doctor tells me "Elmo you're drinkin' too much beer"
But I say "Doc I only fill it up to here"
He says "Ya' keep on goin' you're gonna' wind up dead"
So I set my glass down, you know where I head
Chorus
Instrumental Solos
Chorus 2X
Copyright Terry Grinde 2008 ASCAP
Written work publishing rights Desktop Publishing Company 2008 ASCAP