Lyrics

MEDICAL MARIJUANA

I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
I FEEL GLAUCOMA COMIN? ON
I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
I FEEL GLAUCOMA COMIN ON
PLEASE MISTER DRUGGIST
WON?T YOU FILL UP THIS HERE BONG

I NEED SOME PHARMACEUTICAL REEFER
MY BONES IS FEELIN STIFF
I NEED SOME PHARMACEUTICAL REEFER
I SAID MY BONES IS FEELIN STIFF
IS THERE A JOINT IN THIS JOINT
OR MORE TO THE POINT - A BIG BAD SPLIFF
THAT WOULD BE TERRIF

I'M TOO SCARED TO DEAL WITH DEALERS
HANGING AROUND THE PARK
I'D RATHER GET IT LEGALLY
SO I DON'T GET BUSTED BY A NARC
I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
FOR AN UNDIAGNOSED DISEASE
YOU KNOW IT MUST BE GOOD FOR SOMETHIN I GOT
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

WELL I?M TOO SCARED TO DEAL WITH DEALERS
HANGING AROUND THE PARK
I'D RATHER GET IT LEGALLY
SO I DON'T GET BUSTED BY A NARC
I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
FOR AN UNDIAGNOSED DISEASE
YOU KNOW IT MUST BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING I GOT
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
MEDICAL MARIJUANA
I NEED SOME MEDICAL MARIJUANA
MEDICAL MARIJUANA
GOT TO HAVE THE MEDICAL MARIJUANA
MEDICAL MARIJUANA
I NEED THAT MEDICAL MARIJUANA
MEDICAL MARIJUANA
MISS MARY JANE WOULD DO THE TRICK
CAUSE MY EYES ARE GOIN QUICK

(spoken)
PUT THOSE HANDCUFFS AWAY OFFICER
I SWEAR IT?S A CHRONIC CONDITION

Words & music by Joe Medeiros, BMI, Midair Rose Publishing, 2005