Song Description

The problems of driving behind those SUVs

Lyrics

DAMN BIG SUV

DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
WHAT DID I SEE
A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL IN A RED MG
TRIED TO CATCH UP TO GIVE HER THE EYE
WHEN SOMETHING HUGE
CAME WHIZZING BY
IT GOT BETWEEN HER AND ME
NOW I?M STARING AT THE BACK
OF AN SUV

HEY YOU?VE GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
HEY YOU?VE GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
WHEN I?M STUCK BEHIND YOU
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF ME

IT'S A MONSTER TRUCK
MUST WEIGH TEN TONS
IT'S A MONSTER TRUCK
MUST WEIGH TEN TONS
WHEN IT GOES PASSIN? BY
IT NEARLY BLOTS OUT THE SUN

IT CAN RIDE THROUGH A SWAMP
CLIMB A HILL REAL TALL
IT CAN RIDE THROUGH A SWAMP
CLIMB A HILL REAL TALL
IT'S GOT 4-WHEEL DRIVE
SO YOU CAN CRUISE AROUND THE MALL.

I SAID HEY YOU GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
I SAID HEY YOU GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
WHEN I?M STUCK BEHIND YOU
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF ME

IT GUZZLES SO MUCH GAS
IT LEAVES THE PUMP BONE DRY
IT GUZZLES SO MUCH GAS
IT LEAVES THE PUMP BONE DRY
IT COST A HUNDRED BUCKS TO FILL IT
YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME CRY

WHEN THE ARABS SEE YOU IN ONE
IT MAKES THEM DO A DANCE
WHEN THE ARABS SEE YOU IN ONE
IT MAKES THEM DO A DANCE
YOU'RE PUTTIN' MONEY IN THEIR POCKETS
THAT IS IF THEY WERE WEARING PANTS

HEY YOU GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
HEY YOU GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
WHEN I?M STUCK BEHIND YOU
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF ME


BY THE TIME I CAUGHT UP
THAT GIRL WAS GONE
AND IN THE SUV WAS A SOCCER MOM
SHE HAD A SMOKE IN ONE HAND
STARBUCKS IN THE OTHER
TALKIN ON THE PHONE
YAKKIN TO HER MOTHER
SHE WAS PUTTIN ON HER MAKE-UP
COMBIN HER HAIR
SHE WAS PROBABLY EVEN DOIN
HER LEGS WITH NAIR

HEY YOU?VE GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
HEY YOU?VE GOT A DAMN BIG SUV
WHEN I?M STUCK BEHIND YOU
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF ME

I SAID S S SUV
THERE?S AN SOB IN AN SUV
I SAID S S SUV
GET THAT TRUCK AWAY FROM ME
WHEN I?M STUCK BEHIND YOU
I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S AHEAD OF ME

(spoken)
PULL OVER MAN

Words & music by Joe Medeiros, BMI, Midair Rose Publishing, 2005