Song Description
Parody of TV "come-on" ads
| Song Length |
1:54 |
Genre |
Country - General, Spoken Word - Humor |
Lyrics
A Very Special Offer [Joe Kretschmer, 2-1-11]
Come on now--you know you need it.
There's a warning on the screen; no need to heed it.
It's a very special offer for a limited time
And to miss it would really be a crime
So get a pad of paper and write down this number
'Cause it you miss this offer it would really be a bummer!
It cleans, it mixes, it stores, it fixes
It organizes, there's no surprises
It's easy to assemble and it's all brand new
It totally collapses and hides from view!
Even though, up to now, you never knew about it
You'll wonder how you ever lived this long without it
This offer is special for you alone
All you have to do is reach for your phone
It comes with a money-back guarantee
And an inexpensive warranty
And if you call the number on your TV,
You get a second one absolutely free!
So don't hestitate, you might miss out
Don't sit around the house and groan and pout
This very special offer should erase any doubt
Just call this number today
And your very special offer will be on...it's...way...