Story Behind The Song

A swinging throwback to the jazz lounges of yesteryear--with a tissue in hand. Melodic, mellow, and mildly congested, this novelty gem blends silky crooner charm with sinus-soaked humor.

Song Description

A swinging throwback to the jazz lounges of yesteryear--with a tissue in hand. Melodic, mellow, and mildly congested, this novelty gem blends silky crooner charm with sinus-soaked humor.

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Woke up this mornin', feelin' mighty low
Nose all clogged, can't get it to flow
Reached for a tissue, but the box was bare
Sinus pressure risin', life just ain't fair

[Chorus]
Oh, these early mornin' stuffy nose blues
Can't smell my coffee, can't lace my shoes
Eyes are waterin', head's in a vice
This congestion's got me payin' the price

[Verse 2]
Tried some steam, and I took a hot shower
But this blockage got some supernatural power
Neti pot's my weapon, but it's a losin' fight
Guess I'll be mouth-breathin' through the night

[Bridge]
Doctor says it's allergies, might be a cold
Either way, this misery's gettin' old
Pop a pill, hope for relief real soon
'Cause I'm wheezin' ballads to the tune of doom

[Chorus]
Yeah, these early mornin' stuffy nose blues
Can't taste my breakfast, got nothin' to lose
Dreamin' of the day I can breathe with ease
Till then, I'm wheezin' in the breeze

[Outro]
I just sneezed my cat clean off the bed
She shot me a glare as she shook her head
Now I'm sittin' solo, snifflin' the news
Still stuck singin' these stuffy nose blues

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Lyfe Concierge Publishing	BEST SONGS ON BROADJAM	5/6/2025