Lead a team testing the market for wieners with no outside help. Once had a dream of working with junk food in Africa. Spent 2001-2007 writing about UFOs in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 merchandising weed whackers in Deltona, FL. Uniquely-equipped for implementing hugs in the government sector. My current pet project is writing about terrorism in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Furniture stores