I started making weird and strange noises in my bedroom as a teenager and as my parents became more and more concerned and after much pleading and begging they decided to buy me my first synthesizer-well two actually ( a casio cz5000 and a Kawai k1mk2) and a drum machine.
Strange noises continued to emanate from my bedroom- but at least they knew what was making them.
Nowdays i mostly sit in my bedroom (well, spare bedroom really) and continue to make weird and wonderful noise- much to my neighbours bemusement ,except this time i use a mouse-no,not a real cheese eating,squeaking mouse , but a Computer one.
I play a little piano-as i only have small fingers,have had some production and engineering experience,and am now trying to use all of my years of experience to form all the noise i usually make into something that resembles a hit record so i can retire and live in a big mansion in Cheshire, near to all the OK magazine's B-List celebrities.