Lyrics

(Chorus)
I love to yard sale
Getting stuff for ten cents on the dollar
I get so excited I scream and hollar
Buying junk I don?t really need

(Verse)
I love to haggle
Talk em down from two bits to a dime
Things that I don?t need I end up buying
How I love them yard sale signs

(Verse)
There?s that abdominizer
that I see on my late night tv
next to an eight by ten of Brenda Lee
better grab it for its gone

(Chorus)
I love to yard sale
Getting stuff for ten cents on the dollar
I get so excited I scream and hollar
Buying junk I don?t really need

SOLO

(Verse)
I am ten seconds too late
For snatching up that old George Foreman Grill
Two dollars was one hell of a deal
As a matter of fact it was a steal

(Verse)
One day my girl will leave me
She?s told me more than once that she?s be gone
Swore she?d through my treasures on the lawn
if I brought home one more glass swan

(Chorus & Outro)
I love to yard sale
Getting stuff for ten cents on the dollar
I get so excited I scream and hollar
Buying junk I don?t really need
I love to yard sale