Story Behind The Song
This is a story that describes the newly elected member of congress, AOC.
Song Description
Based on facts and actual comments from AOC. Political satire.
| Song Length |
4:13 |
Genre |
Pop - General, Latin - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
| Mood |
Joyful |
Subject |
Politics |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Bright Girl
(Intro) I love you, AOC! Ooi. Ooi. Ooi. Ooi.
(Chorus)
I'm a bright girl, a very, very bright girl.
I went to college, bartender's college.
I can make you a Kool-aid cocktail.
Now, I'm in Congress. I'm th' boss, oh, yeah. Bright girl.
I. Don't like cows. They fart too much. No! Bright girl.
Their methane gas. Environment sucks. Ew! Bright girl.
Kill them all, 'cept th' brown ones.
Love chocolate milk for my cookie dunks! Ooo!
(Bridge)
Ooi. Oweo. Ooi. Oweo. Ooi. Oweo. Ooi. Oweo.
II. Garbage disposal. Grrr. Frightening machine! Zzz. Bright girl.
Beast in my sink. Could it be green? Bright girl.
Food scraps go in, eats it all up! Yum!
Problem solved. No more city dumps! Brillant! AOC, save th' whales!
(Chorus)
I'm a bright girl, a very, very bright girl.
I went to college, bartender's college.
I can make you a Kool-aid cocktail.
Now, I'm in Congress. I'm th' boss, oh, yeah. One and one is eleven. Bright girl.
III. I'm a new duckie. Hatched out each day. Quack! Bright girl.
Brand new mornin', what will I say? Bright girl.
Just found out plants grow in dirt. In th' dirt?
Let's make a smoothie from Mother Earth! Aw. She is so good. Unbelievable.
I never would have thought of that. It turned my teeth green!
(Chorus)
I went to college, bartender's college.
I can make you a Kool-aid cocktail.
Now, I'm in Congress. I'm th' boss, oh, yeah. Bright girl.
(Tag)
Bright girl. Bright girl.
Remember, no animals are hurt at th' grocery store. Bright girl.
I got th' planet. I'm gonna fix it! Bright girl.
No tax breaks for th' wealthy corporations.
Screw your jobs, we've got public assistance! Aw. I love you, AOC!
I'm a bright girl. Here we go.
Use any bathroom you want.
Here we go.
Stop tellin' those dumb blonde jokes!
I'm a bright girl. The polar bears, they're all dying.
The earth is on fire!
Ooi. We only have 12 years left to live.
Ooi. You can be a boy or a girl.
Bright girl.