Story Behind The Song

i smoke a pipe and wrote a song about it.

Song Description

I still smoke a pipe

Lyrics

I SMOKE A PIPE
©2004 Ray Kainz

I smoke a pipe
I smoke a pipe
Despite all the negative hype
I smoke a pipe

Just like detective Sherlock Holmes
I smoke a pipe when I'm on the roam
It makes me feel like I'm right at home
until my girl starts to bitch and moan
so I'll just have to smoke and toke all alone
I think I'll even take the hook off the phone

Ashtray and matches at my side
with my pipe I will Abide
sitting on my derriere blowing smoke into the air
I hold the pipe right in my hand
It makes me feel like a new man
Let's smoke a pipe and get intellectual
oral fixatious
psuedo, psycho, sexual

I smoke a pipe
I smoke a pipe
Despite all the negative hype
I smoke a pipe

Whether it's morning, noon or night
To smoke is just to feel all right
That's why I like....to smoke a pipe

With a book or with a friend
the pipe's all right to append
to your mouth to take a puff
soon you'll see this is good stuff
With Salinger, Vonnegut, or Poe
I like to smoke my pipe real slow

Their creative words start to fill my brain
While my Sasieni 4-dot, it'll keep me sane
With a light aromatic or dark cavendish
I will pack a bowl and I will have my wish
I like my pipe with a cup of joe
Just like a fish loves his H2O

I love my pipe

Wether I'm jogging or ridding my bike
to smoke is just to feel all right
that's why I like to smoke my pipe

Some guys like football and such
But I prefer the sweet tasting touch
Of my pipe licking my lip
While I puff and feel real hip
Cuz pipes are cool don't you see
Whatever your color race or creed
Native Americans they all had it right
They hunted with bows and arrows
and they all seemed to smoke a pipe

I smoke a pipe
I smoke a pipe
Despite all the negative hype
I smoke a pipe

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
ladym524	My Top Songs	5/2/2020