Story Behind The Song
Mornings. Nature's Viagra. The words spell it out well.
Song Description
Check out the lyrics
| Song Length |
2:57 |
Genre |
Country - Alternative, Unique - General |
| Tempo |
Multiple Tempos |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Engaging, Welcoming |
Subject |
General, Oral Sex |
| Similar Artists |
Ween, Hank Williams |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
MORNING MISSILE by Biff Blumfumgagnge, ©1990 Beeftone Music BMI
What's that peeking out from under the band of my BVD's
Why it's my morning missile - I think that's plain to see
He's peeking up he's poking out - oh honey if you're able
Scootch up close to me and grip my transatlantic cable
CH: MORNING, MORNING MISSILE
I BET THAT YOU COULD WORK IT WHILE YOU WHISTLE
DON'T YOU WORRY IT'S NO GLAND HE'S JUST A PURPLE ARMY MAN
C'MERE HONEY AND MOOCH MY MORNING MISSILE
Something happens to me when it's early in the morning
A rising growing feeling - wakes me with no warning
With a little help from you I could get off the launch pad
So c'mon hon - gargle some goo from my gleaming gonad
Mornin mornin missile - c'mon & gum it like a piece of gristle
Grind me into HAMBURGER - with your FUNKY FURBURGER
AND CLIMB ABOARD MY SHOOTING MORNING MISSILE
Early in the AM - let's see what you can dish up
So c'mon closer to me hon - & shake hands with the bishop
Solo, key change
Well it might be Apollo, or maybe Saturn 3
Maybe it's a Pershing - loaded up with pee
I'd say my corn beef rocket's headed for your space station
So be my Sputnik secretary and take down some dick-tation (from my)
Mornin, mornin missile - I bet that U could work it while U whistle
Well don't you worry cause he's quick, just take a taste a my cheesestick
& SWALLOW UP MY CREAMY MORNING MISSILE
Grind me into hamburger.. and climb aboard my shootin' Mornin' Missile
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