Story Behind The Song
True story. A co-worker inappropriately asked me "how do lesbians have sex?"
Song Description
This light and fun folk pop comedy song tells the true story of how a terribly inappropriate question is answered. In retrospect, I would have never answered this question. Of course, then I wouldn't have written this little ditty.
Song Length |
2:32 |
Genre |
Unique - Comedy, Folk - Alternative |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Female Vocal |
Mood |
Pleasant, Affable |
Subject |
Homosexuality, Comedy, Funny |
Similar Artists |
Flight Of The Conchords, Tenacious D |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
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Lyrics
She was earnest, she was serious
She just really wanted to know- anything that I would tell
She was curious, she was incredulous
She was searching for her truth, wondering if it would include...
A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?
She threw me off, in disbelief
Surprised to hear those words - requesting adjectives and verbs
I said I need- some time to think
So I ran through my head- how to answer that requests
From a...
A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?
So I thought- it all through
And decided that I must- answer and not put it off
And what I said- blew her mind
She just couldn't believe what people are doing these days
A 70 year old woman on a quest- to find out if she's in the closet
But first she must know- the science behind the show
How do lesbians have sex?
She asked me- how do lesbians have sex?
She understood how 2 guys do, but-
How do lesbians have sex?
It may sound funny, but really it was kinda creepy...