Song Description
A couple of hep cats sing the praises of their sweet kittens cooking up a batch of fine fare in the kitchen
| Song Length |
3:38 |
Genre |
Jazz - Big Band, Jazz - Swing |
| Tempo |
Very Fast (171 And Up) |
Lead Vocal |
Duet Male |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Delighted |
Subject |
Gourmet Food, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Squirrel Nut Zippers, Glenn Miller And His Orchestra |
Language |
English |
| Era |
1930 - 1939 |
| |
Lyrics
FANCY FEAST
(Steve Multer, Karen Multer, Paul Langford - 2002)
Twitchin' in the kitchen, I watch my little kitten sittin' workin' on a jelly twist
She rolls the dough like no one I know
Turnin' every meal into a piece-de-resistance
It's all a strain on my cholesterol but I'm happy to pay the toll
'Cause she's shakin' her tail assailin' those pots and pans and mixing bowls
My sweet feline's makin' a beeline 'tween my waistline and my heart
Lookin' so delicious swishin' her knishes, feedin' me her dishes a la carte
No watchin' calories that time has passed
I've set my menu down let's break the fast at last
(chorus)
My kitty's like a Fancy Feast - since I placed an order my joy's increased
My heart is gettin' fatter but that don't matter
That cat is cookin' to say the least
A furry purry bakin' beast - she's like the sun risin' in the yeast
Nine lives are the sources of endless courses
Cat nip/Cool Whip vis-a-vis
Mixin' with her whiskers I watch my little frisky addin' whiskey to a simmer sauce
She works a pan with can-do elan
Preachin' to my palate like a poachin' apostle
I see her struttin' at the cuttin' board that back archin' up in the air
Same old story she's markin' her territory by cookin' with savoir faire
Fat grams mountin' I?ve stopped countin' that sweet fountain flows along
Heart rate in upheaval but it's worth the evil, treats that I believe'll leave you strong
No watchin' calories that time has passed
I've set my menu down let's break the fast at last
(chorus)
My kitty's like a Fancy Feast - got my tummy prayin' to the East
A teaspoon of affection flavors each confection
It's no wonder my cares have ceased
That pussycat's a true artiste - lean and mean like rare roast beast
My heart is gettin' fatter but that don't matter
That cat is cookin' to say the least
That cat is cookin? ? my kitty?s cookin? ? that cat is cookin? up a Fancy Feast
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