Story Behind The Song
Pure craft; no story.
| Song Length |
3:39 |
Genre |
Country - Traditional, Unique - General |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Subject |
Holidays |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
VERSE
Haven't worked that much in almost a year now
I guess I need to change my behavior, but I just don't know how
All I see is the screen and four walls; I love it when my football buddies call
Yes, I'm watchin' Christmas TV sports
First CHORUS
I'm watchin' three TVs while she's puttin' up the tree
She's hangin' Christmas lights while I'm in my chair for the night
Yeah, I'm in my holiday shorts watchin' Christmas TV sports
VERSE
I just found out you call this winter, uh huh
I'm at the sports bar eatin' a chicken-wing dinner
There's a bowl game on tonight; basketball on the screen to my right
Yes, I'm watchin' Christmas TV sports
Repeat First CHORUS/SOLO/VERSE
What's that I see on that other screen?
Wow, it's all about the baseball comin' this Spring
Wait, the anchor guy's breakin' in; gotta hear him say who's gonna win
Yes, I'm watchin' Christmas TV sports
Second CHORUS
I'm watchin' three TVs while she's tearin' down the tree
She's packin' Christmas lights while I'm in my chair for the night
Yeah, I'm in my holiday shorts watchin' Christmas TV sports
TAG
Yes, I'm watchin,' oh, yeah, Christmas TV sports
Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
UMC © 2022 & SR © 2025 Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.
Metadata:
Legal: One-stop contracting (Solid Sterling Music, LLC)
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Contact phone number: 832.444.4848 (text/mobile)
Email: don@solidsterlingmusic.com
Mood: Humor; Novelty
Length: 3:39
ISRC: QZ37R2200053
BMI: 57847265
ISWC: T3125027176