Story Behind The Song
I thought of this when I saw a postcard in Florida with some chicks with sandy butts.
Song Description
I would like Jimmy, but he has a fanbase in Cincinnati that is drunk & ridiculous.
Song Length |
3:30 |
Genre |
Pop - Rock, Country - Honky Tonk |
Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
Mood |
Adorable, Sociable |
Subject |
Beach, Comedy, Funny |
Similar Artists |
Jimmy Buffett, Weird Al Yankovic |
Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
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Lyrics
Sandy Buttcheeks
Shane Baker ? BMI ©2005 SRu594-957
Fourteen margaritas and I was feelin fine
Saw a girl pretty as a parakeet and I used my best pick-up line
I noticed she was drinkin Cuervo with a little slice of lime
I moved in like a great white shark in warm water at high tide
She said okay and we walked to the beach and watched the setting sun
When she stood up she had some sand stickin to her big wet buns
CHORUS
I wiped the sand off her buttcheeks and I knew that she was mine
Old Captain Morgan gave me a wink and said have a real good time
I took my sea snake to the clambake baby and a bottle of 151
We went to the cabana and I showed her my banana and had some real big fun
Down at the hotel bar, and the tequila kickin in again
Spotted me a cutie in flip flops with alabaster skin
She was a wearin a string bikini - and oh boy she was so thin
I pulled the hanky from my swimmin trunks and wiped the Cuervo off her chin
I felt so wrong just a starin at her thong so I asked her if she'd like some rum
And we sat on the beach and she had some sand on her soft naked buns