Song Description

Unexpected return home to find his lover with another--but wait, there's more

Lyrics

DOUBLE TEQUILA
© 2000,2003 Chassner/Harms

VS. 1
CRUISIN? BACK TO KEY WEST, BEEN AWAY TOO LONG--
MISS THAT LOVIN? WOMAN OF MINE.
DREAMIN? ABOUT RUBY LIPS LIKE WINE?
DON?T KNOW WHY I EVER LEFT HER BEHIND.
OUR HEARTS BEAT IN TIME, TO LOVE?S RHYTHM AND RHYME
HER WILLIN? BODY LYIN? UP AGAINST MINE.
BUT PULLIN? IN OUR DRIVEWAY, WHAT DO I SEE??
A HARLEY PARKED WHERE I OUGHT TO BE!

CHORUS:
BARTENDER, BRING ME DOUBLE TEQUILA
I AIN?T BEEN THIS DRUNK IN YEARS
DROP SOME MORE MONEY IN THE JUKEBOX
GONNA CRY ALONG WITH ?96 TEARS?

BARTENDER, BRING ME DOUBLE TEQUILA
WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT THREE!
I, MYSELF AND ME WILL BE DRINKIN? ALL NIGHT
SHE AIN?T THE KINDA GIRL SHE USED TO BE.

VS. 2
MY KEY TO THE DOOR, AIN?T WORKIN? NO MORE?
BUT THROUGH THE BLIND, I SEE?.
A LONG-HAIRED STRANGER WITH A DRAGON TATTOO?
WRAPPED AROUND THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE WITH ME.
WHAT I SEE GOIN? DOWN, ON MY LIVING ROOM RUG?
GOT ME BURNIN? UP DEEP INSIDE.
ALL THEIR KISSIN? AND WRITHIN?-- MOANIN? AND CRYIN??
BROUGHT THAT STRANGER?S TATTOO TO LIFE.

CHORUS:
BARTENDER, BRING ME DOUBLE TEQUILA
I AIN?T BEEN THIS DRUNK IN YEARS
DROP SOME MORE MONEY IN THE JUKEBOX
GONNA CRY ALONG WITH ?96 TEARS?

BARTENDER, BRING ME DOUBLE TEQUILA
WHAT THE HELL, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT THREE!
I, MYSELF AND ME WILL BE DRINKIN? ALL NIGHT
SHE AIN?T THE KINDA GIRL SHE USED TO BE..

VS. 3
MY BABY?S CALLIN? OUT ?BOBBY, SWEET, SWEET BOBBY!?
LOCKED UP IN PASSION?S STEAMY EMBRACE.
CAN?T TAKE NO MORE, I?M BREAKIN? DOWN THE DOOR?
TATTOO DRAGON?S BREATHIN? FIRE IN MY FACE!
NOW I?M GRABBIN? BOBBY WHO?S TURNIN? AROUND?
TO MY SURPRISE I CAN?T BELIEVE IT?S TRUE!
BOBBY AIN?T NO DUDE, AIN?T NO MAN AT ALL!
SHE?S A LADY WITH A DRAGON TATTOO!

CHORUS: REPEAT