Lyrics

CALIFORNIA CHRISTMAS

Snowflakes never fall in California
The neighbors won't come call in California
No sleigh ride or snow man
Or chestnuts roasting
Nothing but the sunshine to light my tree
 
Merry bands of carolers won't come singing
The cheerful sound of sleigh bells won't be ringing
No Jack Frost or Rudolf
Or jolly Santa
Only solar panels up on my roof

I'm not ashamed of my California Christmas
Cause peace on earth is always on my wish list
The spirit of the season
Lives in California too
I'd never trade my California Christmas
It's so hard to explain how perfect this is
Please accept my warmest wishes
From my California Christmas song

Fire on the hearth, it won't be roaring
And grandpa on the couch, he won't be snoring
He's out on his surfboard 
Down at the ocean
Checking out the babes in their skimpy clothes

You can scrape the ice from off your windshield
And you can keep your minus fifty wind chill
But please don't you send us another fruitcake
We've got plenty of them to go around

I'm not ashamed of my California Christmas
Cause peace on earth is always on my wish list
The spirit of the season
Lives in California too
I'd never trade my California Christmas
It's so hard to explain how perfect this is
Please accept my warmest wishes
From my California Christmas song

I hear "Good King Wenceslas" blare
From a red convertible
There goes Denzel Washington
Driving by

I'm not ashamed...
From my California Christmas song
I'm sending you a thousand kisses
With my California Christmas song