Story Behind The Song
One radio station guru referred to me as "a helluva name dropper," so to live up to my reputation, I drop Telly Savalas, Yul Brynner, Andre Agassi, Shaq, Michael Jordan, Billy Corgan, Patrick Stewart, Eisenhower, & Curly Joe of the Three Stooges - all in
Song Description
Like a few songs on the record, the MicroKorg took center stage & was the main sound on the chorus/intro. The vocal chanting is BFoot, my old friend, Scott Barnhill, & myself screaming our balls off in the vocal booth. Reminds me of late 80's metal, a la
| Song Length |
4:26 |
Genre |
Electronic - Electronica, Rock - Alternative |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
In High Spirits, Frantic |
Subject |
Pride, Power |
| Similar Artists |
The Chemical Brothers, Anthrax |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
FORTUNE FAVORS THE BALD
B, be afraid, be very afraid of a smooth cranium where fortune is made
A man with hair may be savoir faire, but a man with head can stay out of the red
El mundo sera asumido el control por los hombres sin el pelo
D's are the days when the bald amaze so get out your razor blades & join us
B-A-L-D, don't you wanna be like me? Let's put our heads together & show them what we're made of
A, you know what they say about bald guys.....they're freaking awesome!
L, well, hell, being bald is swell, and I pray for the day of an all-bald nation
D, dome chrome's gonna take it on home, as I make this bold prognostication
We all will be bald one day
Fortune favors the bald
Fortune favors us
Telly was a handsome felly
Lollipop cop catchin skells
Who loves ya baby? Everybody
Cause fortune favors the bald
Yul was cool, the King of Siam
Ramses was as bald as I am
Still, he was magnificent
Despite his lack of his follicles
Agassi got to the top
Once he shaved that shaggy mop
Shaquille O'Neal is the real deal
He's got no locks, he can't be stopped
Patrick Stewart made it so
Eisenhower won the war
Jordan, Corgan, Curly Joe
Q*Ball is the next to go!
We all will be bald one day
Fortune favors the bald
Fortune favors us
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