Song Description

Hilarious, wacky song about a hairdresser who wishes she was a singer.

Lyrics

There's a hairdressing salon on the edge of town
Where the old folks go when they're feeling down
They get a wash and blow dry at discount price
And they leave the little salon thinking 'very nice'
The owner's getting famous as a scissor swinger
But all she really wants to do is be a singer


CHORUS

Have you heard the tales?
About the girl from Wales
She's off the rails
It's Norma Snails


Her clients are delighted and they always smile
'Cos she cuts all the hair in an Elvis style
Whizzing with those clippers right across their head
Shaping things up nicely like a loaf of bread
All the passers by just stop and stare
They've never before seen such incredible hair


CHORUS
Have you heard the tales?
About the girl from Wales
She's off the rails
It's Norma Snails


Instrumental


CHORUS
Have you heard the tales?
About the girl from Wales
She's off the rails
It's Norma Snails

She struts across her salon and she sways her hips
And she wiggles her legs as she does her clips
She has a lot of poses that she likes to own
Pretending that her hairbrush is a microphone
Never seems to worry that she'll disengage
She dreams about the time she's gonna be on stage


CHORUS x2