Story Behind The Song

Sitting around after a lot of songwriting brainstorming and coming up with nothing. This gem came to the surface and was scribbled into my ipad in about 2 hours

Song Description

We have all heard, "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder" but in country music, it takes a little twist...

Lyrics

The Beer Holder

Work was rough
I need a drink
Put that pitcher
Right here
Frosty mug
Greasy grub
Wash it down
With a lotta beer

I need some action
Find me a babe
I'm not picky
So hey hey hey

You over there with the messed up hair
Come have another round
Give me a kiss right on the lips
Sit right down
The more I drink the less I think
Put your head here on my shoulder
Cause beauty's in the eye
Of the beer holder

Six foot three
Three hundred pounds
Cowboy boots
Went from U-G-L-Y
To supermodel cute

I want some action
Find me a babe
I'm not picky
So hey hey hey

You right there shaped like a pear
Come have another round
Give me a kiss right on the lips
Sit right down
You're lookin sweet the more I drink
Put your head right on my shoulder
Cause beauty's in the eye
Of the beer holder

I like your style
You're driving me wild
Must be that Skynrd tattoo
Big beer gut
Cigarette butt
Sure looks good on you

I sittin here trying not to stare
At them muffin top jeans
White tube top, about to pop
Jagged yellow teeth
Sit right down have another round
Put your head here on my shoulder
Cuz beauty is in the eye
Of the beer holder

Copyright 2011 Paul Cook
Turtle on a Fencepost

Playlist Creator	Playlist Name	Date Added
Prodickious	Great Stuff	8/8/2011