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Greenpoint, player / Portland, Oregon original rhyme sayer / Captain Cross Fader / weigh a buck fifty with a back pack / still dumb enough to slap Shaq and tell him that he raps wack / a loose screw / nothing like what you?re used to / I swoop through with my crew who abuse glue / refuse to chill out / gettin? dogged by broads before they?re old enough to fill out / I smoke bowls with no weed in ?em / I wear tight drawers made of unwashed denim / I?m skinny like John Lennon with them little round glasses / got beat down by Dido fans for my back stage passes / dropped four tabs of acid didn?t feel the effects / next night I got wasted off half of a Becks / wound up in twelve steps with everyone concerned / Mom shaking her head knowing I?ll never learn / third degree rug burns from b-boying on the shag / and nothing but rocks up in my trick or treat bag / my girl thinks I?m a fag and she?s leaving with the kids / I said, ?I?m not gay but my boyfriend is?

it ain?t easy being me / with all these insecurities
I?m such a sensitive m.c. / but mama never told me I?d have days like this

I need a hug!

I?m just your average every day basket case / when I was young plastic glasses with the masking tape / hit the junior high looking for some ass to chase / instead of gettin? down I wound up with a slap in the face / forever lacking the grace so if she says no I?m back in her face like, ?you promised!? / at least I?m being honest / the longest that I?ve gone without getting any play? / well, let?s see does that mean, like, going all the way? / o.k., I admit it I never fully did it / one time I came close but my cousin, she wasn?t with it / she said that I exhibit some unhealthy behavior / plus she didn?t like the stolen bracelet that I gave her / I said maybe if I paid her so she slapped me too / tried to turn the other cheek but it was black and blue / I said, ?it?s alright, baby, I ain?t mad at you? / she said, ?excuse me, no one here was even asking you!?

it ain?t easy being me / with all these insecurities
I?m such a sensitive m.c. / but mama never told me I?d have days like this

I need a hug!