Lyrics

SCHOOL DAZE

Johnny treated school like it was one big joke
Took every opportunity to slip outside for a toke
claimed he'd been brought up breathing secondhand smoke
So it was only natural for him to blow a little dope
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(He says)I used to get in trouble before I turned 18
So they assigned me to a course to improve my self-esteem
We heard a guy talk about the inner child program
And it empowered me to feel good about being who I am

If I'm not paying attention, don't go blaming me
all the tests and shrinks say I got ADHD
All the high school hotties say they're up for diddlin'
But I think they just want a piece of my Ritalin
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I get blamed for everything even though it's not my fault
I barely touched the teacher and they booked me for assault
though my homies say it was a total non-event
They're gonna make me take this class in anger management

So I go to court and they say the charge'll be dismissed
If I perform 40 hours of community service
They can take their offer and park it where the sun don't shine
'Cause we got a policy called no child left behind
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My girlfriend's still a minor but she's a big girl for her age
She's had more than 1000 hits on her My Space page
I'm sorta like her agent but just a volunteer
To help her get started in her modeling career

After all the experts spouting off like god
Preaching impulse control and behavior mod
After all the treatment and all the therapy
I don't have to change a thing to get my GED

CHORUS:
Our school days were passed in a daze
Caught up in issues and developmental delays
Before dead-end jobs and angry ex-wives
School daze will be with us all the days of our lives
School daze will be with us all the days of our lives