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We're here today to to talk about the state of the real world.
and to bring back tube tops, cause why not? easy on, easy off
this message brought to you by hasbeenbro....
no more generators no more ventilators, They spin it now, they'll spin it later the scary truth is covid 19 is really nanobots run amouch created by George Soros and Obama in a basement southside of Chicago.

Hillary slips into my room and sleeps underneath my bed
UFO's buzz by my house abduct my neighbors instead
I get food stamps and a welfare check but your a socialist if you need help
I'm a walking conundrum, It's like there's a hoarders house inside my head

Did you know during world warII we had Nazis working on the atom bomb
We also had them pushing pencils too, to calculate how long this would take to inform/control you and your children and your children's children and your children's, children's, children
but that's ok,they know what they're doing, trust them, watch the news,
stay informed, burrito, nachos, tacos oh yeah

Keep your eyes out for a rise on those chemtrails I've already counted seventeen.
Hard proof and facts are for wussies lets go march on Washington Dc.
Michelle Obama likes to slip in the back door sleeps in the closet in the den, While Hillary's off drinking babies blood because it's really good for lizard skin.
I won't lets them come for my guns and I'll never admit to the left, I won't let them show me their facts, even if they kind of make more sense.
Never give up, never feel you're obligated to have to think for yourself, We'll do all that for you, "Then what's my purpose?" Catch Joe Biden In Japan buying girls panties from a vending machine.
LOOK DADDY IT'S A BIG FOOT, GET EM!!
I'M NOT A BIG FOOT, DON'T TOUCH ME
I GOT EM DADDY I GOT EM ( NO NO STOP!!!!)
WELL HAVE YOUR WAY WITH EM SON YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY YOU EVER HAD RELATIONS WITH A BIG FOOT (HIGHPITCHED SCREAMING BY VICTIM/BIGFOOT FOLLOWED BY)COO COO COOOOOOO!!!!!
The large hauldron collider is creating black holes in the fabric of space
We're all doomed, fairies molest your dog while you sleep, a four hundred pound alien lives in my attic, Why 's my brain go bing bong bing bong
We're the American conspiracy theorists society yeah!!! Joe you look mighty good in that tube top, Anybody else want a turn on this, pop pop get it while it's hot. All rights reserved, incorporated, LLC chimichanga mmmmmm/squeel.