Lyrics

I woke up this morning
My alarm clock didn?t go off
I jumped into the shower and you know what
The water just wouldn?t get hot
I said to myself, ?this is going to be a bad day?
I looked down at my clock and I was already
15 minutes late

I?m Always Late for Everything
Where ever I go it?s always the same
I?m always Late for Everything

I strolled into work
Later than what I usually do
And that?s about twenty minutes later
Than what I?m a supposed to.
My boss said to me son ?you are late for work today?
I looked him right in the eye
And said ?you don?t pay me anyway!?

I?m Always Late for Everything
Where ever I go it?s always the same
I?m always Late for Everything