Story Behind The Song

Got Woody

Song Description

I got a woody in my shorts

Lyrics

I remember way back in high school, the teachers teaching all those rules and my teacher yells Kenny, read out from your book , all the class mates where pointing the girls yelled, Kenny look
I got a woody in my shorts, I got a woody in my shorts, I got a woody, in my shorts, I got a woody in my shorts
I graduated went to another school, where the proffessors where still teaching those same dam rules, and at a frat party a couple girls gave me a smile, I said ok babies, let's go up stairs for a while
I got a woody in my shorts
when I was younger and in my prime, I use to get a woody all the time, but, now I'm old and grey, I get that woody once a day, and my nurse in the nursing home say shit Kenny, that's ok
I got a woody in my shorts!