Lyrics

Charley the chimney texted all his friends
Boys I really need your help before the Yuletide ends
Santa's big ole belly it just got too fat
So we gotta loosen up our bricks and that's where it's at

He tried petroleum jelly and actual grease too
But jolly old St Nick got stuck in the middle of the goo
He dressed up in satin so he'd slide right down the chute
But then that flimsy satin ripped and tore his Santa suit
CHORUS
Charlie the chimney
What are you gonna do
Kids all over the world
Will be be countin on you
If you can get your buddies
To loosen their bricks too
That could make
A hero out of you

Christmas came around and Charlie never knew
If his text to the chimneys ever made it through
He waited and waited til he heard those reindeer hoofs
Clicking in the neighborhood on everybody's roofs

Then they came to Charlie so he loosened every brick
The next thing you know he was down that chimney, good old jolly St Nick
Delivering the toys to all the girls and boys
And zip right back up through the flu filled with Christmas joy

EPILOG: (SPOKEN)
Santa paused for a moment and looked Charlie's way
Charlie you came through for the children today
Your texts all made it through and Charlie have no fear
'Cause I'm going on a diet, so have a happy New Year
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