Story Behind The Song

Someone a few months ago said in the 6 pack blog that I reminded them of a salty old redneck comedian... and I took it as a compliment and tried to have some fun with the idea...

Song Description

Fun Protest... Redneck Anthem

Lyrics

Where's a Good Redneck When you Need One?
© 2008 Joseph Miller

Start my day with coffee flavored coffee
End my nights with beer flavored beer
I Plan on keeping Christ in my Christmas
And I speak English while I'm a livin here

On my money is written "In God Do We Trust"
Sometimes I like to stare at a fellow employees bust
I may not seem all that PC to you
But I ask You

Where's a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Somebody's got to talk to all them fools on the Hill
When it comes to talkin' turkey
A Redneck fits the bill
He's got his dog in the hunt for that country we done lost

Where's a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Who's them people on the picket line
Throwin' out our God
While the Rednecks working hard at home
Holdin' down three jobs
Them folks are actin' like your friends
While they're stealin' all your stuff

Where's a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Say you're comin' cross that border
Lookin for some work
Well that's alright with me friend but
Just don't be no jerk
Don't wave no flags in my face from a place you left behind

Where's a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Now they're a bawlin' on Wall Street
But I don't give a damn
Where were them boys from Wall Street
When I needed a hand
I borrowed 50 bucks from Billie Bob and
Paid him back last week

Now Theres's (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Them Rugheads will die for a virgin they say
For a woman they ain't met yet
Hell, They'll blow themselves away
But I can get a Virgin any day
With a 6 pack and my Ford (truck)

And I'd like to see some manners from them Folks in Iraq
They may not like us Christians but we gave 'em their country back
When someone gives you somethin' its polite to tell 'em thanks

Now (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Now you all standin round there harpin' for a change
While the rest of the world would love to exchange
Just one day in their world for a day in the USA

Now (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Tonight I plan to meditate I think I'm getting' near
Just might find my "inner redneck" if I don't run out of beer
I'm seeking to enhance my Redneck experience

Now (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?

Now any of you 6 packers like to sing a verse
Just send me your MP3 and try not to curse
Just write up your piece of truth and jump right on in

Now (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?
Now (Where's) a Good Redneck When You Need One?