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CRAYON RED HAIR, VELVETY BLACK EYES, AND A WHOLE LOT OF CONFIDENCE
HER SKIN IS VERY WHITE, ALMOST LUMINOUS, LIKE A SHARK UNDER WATER
BUT THE GIRL PUTS OUT AND SHE?S REALLY SMART, AND SHE?S GOT A GOOD JOB UP AT ARISTAR RECORDS
AND I THINK YOU TWO MIGHT HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER
THAT?S WHY I GAVE HER YOU NUMBER

SO EXPECT HER TO CALL AND WHEN SHE DOES
YOU BETTER NOT BLOW HER OFF LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ONE
CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU?RE STILL IN LOVE WITH JANE
BUT MAN YOU KNOW SHE?S GETTING MARRIED
AND YOU MY FRIEND COULD USE A LITTLE LOVING

LONG BLOND HAIR, A BEAUTIFUL SMILE, AND THE GREATEST SENSE OF HUMOR
SHE WORKS AT TAVERN ON THE GREEN ORGANIZING PARTIES AND SPECIAL EVENTS
SHE?S A REAL GOOD DANCER AND A WINE CONISOUR AND SHE?S GOT A NICE PLACE ON THE SEVENTH FLOOR OF A COOP IN ALPHABET CITY
AND I THINK YOU TWO MIGHT HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER
THAT?S WHY I GAVE HER YOUR NUMBER

SO EXPECT HER TO CALL AND WHEN SHE DOES
YOU BETTER NOT BLOW HER OFF LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ONE
CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU?RE STILL IN LOVE WITH JANE
BUT MAN YOU KNOW SHE?S GETTING MARRIED
AND YOU MY FRIEND COULD USE A LITTLE LOVING

WHAT?S UP JOE HOW ARE YOU?
I?M JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW I AINT GONNA TRY AND HOOK YOU UP NO MORE
CAUSE I HEARD YOU WEREN?T COOL WHEN MELLISA CALLED YOU UP
SHE SAID YOU SOUNDED ANGRY
AND TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH I TOOK HER OUT THE OTHER NIGHT
AND WE HAD A REAL GOOD TIME
AND SHE SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF HER YOUNGER SISTER
WHO IS GORGEOUS AND SINGLE
BUT DON?T YOU WORRY, I DIDN?T GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER

SO EXPECT NO ONE TO CALL
AND WHEN THEY DON?T YO CAN BE HAPPY
CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU STILL BELIEVE THAT JANE?S COMING BACK
EVEN THOUGH SHE?S GETTING MARRIED
AND NOT TO MENTION SHE?S FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT
AND NOT TO MENTION SHE?S FOUR MONTHS PREGNANT