Lyrics

WELL THIS WORLD HAS CHANGED AND THAT'S FOR SURE
IT ALL SEEMED TO HAPPEN WHILE I WAS ON TOUR
DIGITAL THIS AND CYBER THAT
BUT DON'T YOU BE TOUCHIN' MY COWBOY HAT
MY WIFE AND KIDS ARE FOREVER GLUED TO THEIR COMPUTER PADS
ALL THIS NEW STUFF TO ME IS UNKNOWN
AND GRANMA JUST GOT HERSELF AN IPHONE
YEH GASOLINE'S UP TO A FIVE DOLLAR BILL
GOTTA PUT IT IN NEUTRAL GOIN' DOWN ANY HILL
FOLKS DRESS TO THE NINE'S JUST TO DRIVE A ROUND
CUZ CAMERA'S ARE TAKIN' YOUR PICTURE ALL OVER TOWN
HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT CARS ALL LOOK THE SAME TODAY
AND ALL THIS NEW STUFF TO ME IS UNKNOWN
AND GRANMA JUST GOT HERSELF AN IPHONE
GRANMA SHE'S TEXTIN' FOR KICKS
GRANMA SHE'S SENDING ALL KINDA PIX
GRANMA THEY GOT HER HOOKED ON THIS THING
SHE MET SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK NOW THEY'RE HAVIN' A FLING
YOU GO GRANMA!
NOW ALL THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY IS OFF THE HOOK
SMART PHONE BLACKBERRY I BOOK
SHOPPIN' ONLINE IS THE LATEST RAGE FROM THE EBAY SITE THE TO AMAZON PAGE
GOOGLIN' WIKI-IN' BING BING BINGING
ENOUGH TO INSPIRE THIS SONG I'M SINGING THIS NEW STUFF TO ME IS UNKNOWN AND GRANMA JUST GOT HERSELF AN IPHONE
YES SHE DID UNLIMITED TECH SUPPORT
IPHONE SHE GOT A 2 YEAR PLAN
IPHONE GOT MY OWN SPECIAL RING TONE
IPHONE GRANMA'S GOT HERSELF AN IPHONE