Wax Museum

Story Behind The Song

I actually got the idea for Wax Museum when watching Northern Exposure. Maurice ,a narcisstic retired Astronaut, had a wax artist who made a statue of him. I instantly thought "What a great idea for a country song" and "in my humble opinion" (HA!!!) It

Song Description

Wax Museum is a humorous country novelty song sung in the first person. He is narcissistic (conceited) and wants to have his image in a Wax Museum so that he can continue to be admired after death without aging and without having the troubles of being al

Song Length 2:21 Genre Country - Rockabilly, Country - General
Tempo Very Fast (171 And Up) Lead Vocal Male Vocal
Mood Jovial, Exultant Subject Stardom, Comedy, Funny
Language English Era 2000 and later

Lyrics

WAX MUSEUM
Verse 1:
I know I?ve got to leave the earth some day.
When I do I want to be remembered some way.
I want them all to know my name
And love me just the same
The same way they love me today

Chorus:
When I die I wanna live in a wax museum
Where the legends stand so all the world can see ?em
I won?t have no bills to pay
No women getting? in my way
A year?s worth of admiration?everyday

Verse 2:
Well ya know that I?d prefer immortality
But I?d age to be a grey and wrinkled me
If they cast my ass in wax
You can?t deny the facts
I?ll stay young and buff for all eternity.

Repeat Chorus
Bridge:
Don?tcha turn up the heat
Don?tcha make a fire
Cause if I get?too?hot
I will expire

Verse 3:
You can put me in the ground or in a tomb
Or in a vase in mama?s living room
With my likeness among the stars
My legend will go far
I?ll look like a stud and won?t even have to groom

Repeat Chorus
(Tag) When I die I want to live in a wax museum.
© Copyright 2005 Jennifer Abel

Lyrics Jennifer Abel Music Jennifer Abel
Producer Don Hall Publisher NA
Performance Don Hall vocals, guitars, bass Label NA

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