Lyrics

if i'd be the judge
at least i would say
for someone like me
i've done okay

if we were in court
and our defence would rest
the record would state
that we've done our best

let a coin flip decide
what is fair
let's do best out of three
to compare
let's say tails would be wrong
best out of three
and then done

if i'd be the judge
and you took the stand
i wouldn't approve
but still understand

if we were at trial
then the jury would say
they thought there were
no winners today

let a coin flip decide
what is fair
let's do best out of three
to compare
let's say tails then you're wrong
best out of three
and move on
let's say heads would be her
best out of three
to make sure