Story Behind The Song
Disney complains that peoples' ashes are being scattered in water rides!
Song Description
Comedy song about a guy's letter to his children, requesting them to scatter his mortal remains in Hooters restaurant, where he was happy, with his server who served him chicken and beer.
| Song Length |
2:49 |
Genre |
Country - General, Country - Contemporary |
| Tempo |
Medium Slow (91 - 110) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Affable, Cheerful |
Subject |
General, Laugh, Smile |
| Language |
English |
Era |
2000 and later |
Lyrics
Well kids, I guess it's come to this
Time to grant me my one final wish
You're sad, but don't forget I asked
When I'm gone, please do me one task..
Don't toss me out in the family plot
Or stick me on your mantelpiece forgot in a box
Or under a bed or in a helium balloon
I'm gonna float free in spirit and settle in your whisky too..
Chorus:
Scatter my ashes in Hooters
Say a prayer as I waft through the air
Get my cute young thing to bring you a wing
As you scatter my ashes through Hooters
Thank that girl, for making my last days worthwhile
She's has the enormous.. owl and smile
She treated me so sweet and well mannered
Was I maybe enamored, or only hammered?
Tell her to sing "Simply The Best"
I'll be sad once she's brushed me off her chest
Have a buffalo chicken and an American beer
And remember I was once happy here
(Repeat Chorus)