Story Behind The Song

Infectious comic pop song dealing with frustrations from girls to shrinks to our leaders.

Song Description

Infectious comic pop song.

Lyrics

verse
i know you hardly know me but it seems like long enough
just to pick up the phone, am i really asking all that much?

you had your brother lie and say you'd be gone for hours
you might as well be sending me plastic flowers

chorus
i don't want to seem impatient but i'm just so anxious

verse
so i went to my psychologist and said i didn't feel too good
he looked into my wallet and said he'd do everything that he could

so i layed down on his couch and talked until forever
he said it takes this long but i don't feel any better

chorus
i don't want to seem impatient but i'm just so anxious

bridge
well maybe there's some sort of attention deficiency
but nothing seems to move along fast enough for me
cause i'm just so anxious, i'm just so anxious

bridge
well maybe there's really some kind of conspiriacy
cause gratification is dragging it's feet it seems
i'm anxious

verse
so we send this guy to congress and we paid him off really well
he don't remember where he came from, guess we all can just go to hell

i don't mind paying taxes if it's for a good reason
not to fatten up this turkey cause it's almost treason

chorus
i don't want to seem impatient but i'm just so anxious
i'm just so anxious, i'm just so anxious....