Song Description

A fun song about a cheapskate who does or tries things for free and then decides to tell people "No thanks, I'm just lookin'"

Lyrics

NO THANKS, I'M JUST LOOKIN'

Wipe that smile up off your face.
This clientle loves show-and-tell,
ain't no freebees in this place.
Well, your cover's more than I can pay,
so I guess I'd better be bookin.
The show looks great, but 5 words they hate are:
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.

Had an itchin' inside for a fast little ride
from the Vet on the showroom floor.
Took her up to 155, she still had room for more.
She was still burnin' rubber when I wheeled her back,
the salesman looked a little shookin'.
Can I help you, sir? As I left in a blur, I said
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.

CHORUS'
Pow pa. pa pow pow, Why buy the cow?
When the milk is free, oh don't you dare blame me.
I can sample all the best in town, but I ain't bitin' on their hookin'.
When they throw out their bait, this ole cheapskate says
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.

Thought I'd check out the views and try on shoes
at that fancy boutique store.
Her dress was low-cut-high and high-cut-low,
I thought I'd try on more.
There were ups and downs and bendin' arounds,
oh, you won't believe the sights I took in.
On pair 24 "shall we try on more"? I said
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.

Finally met my soul-mate on the net,
she sounded perfect to a tee.
She even had some squirrley traits
of an old cheapskate like me.
My mouth watered up and I licked my chops
when she said she loved to do home cookin'.
Then I saw her face that no help could erase, I said
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.

CHORUS:
Pow pa pa pow pow, why buy the cow?
When the milk is free, don't you dare blame me.
I can sample all the best in town, but I ain't bitin' on their hookin'.
When they throw out their bait, this old cheapskate says
No thanks, I'm just lookin'
When they throw out their bait, this old cheapskate says
No thanks, I'm just lookin'.