Story Behind The Song

I hated my dad, but I'm glad he pushed me to get off of my ass and get to work....

Song Description

I'm quite impressed with some folks who plan to do things but never get going....it's funny because the world is so mediocre that if they just try a little than can't help but do well...anyway, the idea is that we should just do it...get off of our collec

Lyrics

So tired
So cold
Can't seem to
find the beat
Can't seem to get
a hold
Need to get
ready
Come up with a
plan
Got to get a
haircut
Got to get a tan
Sign up at the
health club
Got to Lose a
few pounds
First I need those
new Reeboks
The ones that
don't touch the
ground
Got to find a
new stylist
Do that thing
with my hair
Hear the dead
man yelling
I can still hear
him yelling


Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Another dose of
Starbucks
For my
migraining head
Down to
Damiani's
For some
drop-dead threads
Ini meni mini mo,
can you
catch the tiger by
the toe, if he
hollers would
you let him go,
screemin'
Ini meeni miini
moe


Can't seem to
study
Hangin' out by
the pool
Get a job with a
beeper
A nine to four
sounds real cool
Wonder what'll
happen
When the bread's
all gone
Hear the dead
man yelling
I can still hear
him yelling


Get off your ass

Get off your ass

Get of your ass









Black sheep have
you any wool?
Why Yes sir I
have three bags
full, I have
One for Master
one for son , that
little lazy
Bastard rotting in
the sun
Cock crows twice
it's time to rise,

he who
lies in wait is
never wise,

for an
early bed and
early rise,

makes for
Healthy wealthy
strong and wise

Alarm clock is
blastin