Lyrics

It's been a long, hot summer for Mr. Kringle
So much work to be done
Pumping up and working out all day
No time for fun in the sun
Because he'd heard the talk from the year before
The kids all thought that he was such a bore
He's out to prove them all wrong
And he'll be singing this song

Santa's got a brand new bag full of toys
And a five speed, posi-traction sleigh
Surprises in store for all the girls and the boys
It won't be long before he's on his way

He traded in those clunky old reindeer
He got the turbo power
He shaved his beard and tossed his hat in the bin
He took a much needed shower
Now he seems to think that he's ready to go
So bring on December, yeah, bring on the snow
Ring the bells and bang the gong
And he'll be singing this song

Santa's got a brand new bag full of toys
And a five speed, posi-traction sleigh
Surprises in store for all the girls and the boys
It won't be long before he's on his way
He'll be riding that sleigh