Song Description
Humorous take on woman who wants a clean house and man who wants to get laid. All set to polka beat! Very G&S.
| Song Length |
2:02 |
Genre |
Jazz - General, Unique - Polka |
| Tempo |
Fast (151 - 170) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Similar Artists |
Harry Nilsson |
| |
Lyrics
She wont take out the sexy toys
Till I take out the trash
We can?t get started making hay
Til we?re through with making hash
I feed the aspidistra
And bag the fireplace ash
Cos I won?t bring out the sexy toys
Til he takes out the trash
We keep a clean and pleasant home
For neatness she's a stickler
But I?ll do nearly anything
For the touch of her french tickler
I?ll pick my socks up off the floor
The question?s when, not whether
If I knows I?ll wear the bunny ears
And the boots of spanish leather
CH
The garden needs some weeding
The kids all need a bath
And before we do the nasty
We need to do the math homework
You may think she's demanding
But to great lengths I will go
For she?s a real artist with
A riding crop and a dildo
CH
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