Song Description
									Heaven help the poor soul that takes a surgically enhanced female as his mate.
								 								
								
								
									
										
											
											
																							| Song Length | 
												3:48 | 
																								Genre | 
												Rock - General | 
																									
																						
									
								 
								
								
																Lyrics
								
									FORMULA  FEMALE
She's a souped-up formula female,                                     
     A Ford chassis rebuilt wholesale,                   
A hot-rod counterfeiter,                                                          
      A coffin-maker and a grave digger.                                    
       The speed and the glitter                                                      
       Makes the wreck bigger.                                                      
       
She's a souped-up formula female,
     A Volkswagen scrapped for resale,
The junkyard made her bitter,
     Her shine's hiding a man-killer.
       Speed and Bondo filler
       Makes the wreck bigger.
       
She's a souped-up formula female,
     Crashing through the guardrails,
A preliminaries quitter,
     Suddenly a pole-sitter.
       Speed and a beginner
       Makes the wreck bigger