Lyrics

Be Yourself

(Verse 1)
You strut around like Jagger
And pucker up your lips
You shake your butt like Elvis
Then fall and break your hip

(Verse 2)
You try to sing like Joplin
And tear your vocal cords
You act like Meghan Markle
Piss off the House of Lords

(Chorus)
When life goes off the rails
My message is only this
Just be yourself
Not someone else
Then there's no ass you have to kiss

(Verse 3)
You try to look like Bogey
And have a heart attack
You Botox up like Goldie
They all laugh behind your back

(Verse 4)
You drive your car like Bieber
But don't get very far
You drive too fast like Tiger
Now you can't even shot par

(Chorus)
When life goes off the rails
My message is only this
Just be yourself
Not someone else
Then there's no ass you have to kiss


(Bridge)
You've always been an original
From the day that you were born
Gettin' mass attention
Takes tootin' your own horn
There's alpha and there's beta
Alpha's where it's at
Fans'll flock to something new
Not some tired copycat

(Chorus)
When life goes off the rails
My message is only this
Just be yourself
Not someone else
Then there's no ass you have to kiss

Just be yourself
Not someone else
Then there's no ass you have to kiss