Story Behind The Song
I dated a cougar and she ripped my heart out.
Song Description
Boy meets cougar on match.com and proceeds to have his heart ripped out. Moral of story: don't date cougars.
| Song Length |
3:28 |
Genre |
Rock - Indie/Low-Fi, Pop - Rock |
| Tempo |
Medium (111 - 130) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Adorable |
Subject |
Wild Animals, Dysfunctional Relations |
| Similar Artists |
Barenaked Ladies, Wilco |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I met her on match.com
A cool Cougar, a real hot mom
Three kids, but they're all pretty cute
And the divorce left her with plenty of loot
She's a cougar but she ain't got claws
They fell off after menopause
I took her out and she took me in
I didn't ask where she'd been
Cause she's a cougar
Yeah she's a cougar
No I could not fool her
Na she ain't no school girl
Then one day she left me behind
Said I was a rookie with an innocent mind
She took off in her SUV
Like the sad ending of a lifetime movie
She's a cougar but she ain't got claws
They're pretty tame after menopause
She took me in, but then spit me out
At least I learned what life is all about
...From my Cougar
Yeah she's a cougar
No I could not fool her
Naa she ain't no school girl
I miss my cougar
Yeah she's a cool girl
yeah so glad I knew her
Yeah she was a cougar