Lyrics

Mr. Mini Van

Did you ever wonder what happened to the kid - who used to cruise the drag?
In that cherry red five liter Mustang - with the shiny oversized mags
Stereo blaring - people staring - trying hard to be cool
You thought he?d be there for good - but he was only passing through

Chorus 1:
He got a job - he got a dog - two kids and a wife
He?s very happily settled into his upper lower middle class life
He was once a hot rod bachelor dude - talk about a change in plans
Say Goodbye Mr. Mustang - Hello Mr. Mini Van

When he and the wife agreed - a mustang was not a kid friendly car
They went looking for an automobile - safe fast and large
For a feller in the family way - they picked the best option at hand
And drove away with what the salesmen say is the Cadillac of mini vans

Chorus 2:
It fits the dog - it fits the cat - the two kids and the wife
He?s very happily cruising through his upper lower middle class life
He went from petty crime to nursery rhymes - talk about a change in plans
Say Goodbye Mr. Mustang - Hello Mr. Mini Van

Bridge:
There?s bottles and buggies, strollers and huggies, a cooler and BBQ
After church on Sunday - there heading to the lake on the scenic route
He don't miss his mustang - no you should see him smile
In the Cadillac of mini vans - ooooooo - he?s going in style

Chorus 3:
It fits the dog - it fits the cat - the two kids and the wife
He?s very happily cruising through his upper lower middle class life
He was once a hot rod bachelor dude - talk about a change in plans
Say Goodbye Mr. Mustang - Hello Mr. Mini Van