Lyrics

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU BY ANDY BUDD

I was shopping for a new car... You know, kicking tires and such, / I thought maybe' a little sports car, or one of them Silverado Trucks / I was a minnow in a shark tank and the salesman knew it too / Man, I shoulda run when he said, son, Have I got a deal for you!

He said look at this little minivan, it's been in stock too long / The boss would like to move it so you can get 'er for a song / It won't do much for your image, it ain't got no sex appeal / But it ain't like you're a ladies man, and wait 'til you see the deal.

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU / THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY WHEN THEY'RE TRYIN' TO SELL YOU SOMETHING YOU CAN'T USE / TURN AROUND AND RUNAWAY / IF YOU EVER HEAR SOMEBODY SAY / HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

When I was looking for a new house, had this lady show me around / I was looking for a little 3 bedroom ranch, on little piece of ground / She was asking lots of questions, I got that sense of dAcjA  vu / Man, I shoulda run when she said, son, Have I got a deal for you!

It's a little fixer upper, on the other side of town / It needs a little T.L.C., but it's No money down / Yeah it was a fixer-upper alright, on the other side of the tracks / I've been fixin' it up for 13 years - it's still a run-down shack

HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU / YOU CAN BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR / IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE / TURN AROUND AND RUNAWAY / IF YOU EVER HEAR SOMEBODY SAY / HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

Out on the town the other night, looking for some company / When I spotted this hot little blue eyed blond, making eyes at me / I went over to introduce myself with a little howdy-do / I shoulda run when she said, son, Have I got a deal for you!

She said, this is my Sylvia, she really thinks your cute / She'd been beat with an ugly stick, and it was clear that I'd been duped / Well, they say "go ugly early", so I said, "Sylvie, I'm your man" / And it's kinda funny now, but she shot me down, when she saw that mini-van