Story Behind The Song
Antithesis to Blue Collar Cowboy
Song Description
Redneck gone High-tech
| Song Length |
3:20 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary, Country - Bluegrass |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Cheerful |
Subject |
Telephone, Comedy, Funny |
| Similar Artists |
Toby Keith |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
Well, I'm a REDNECK TECHSPERT
I live electronically
My time is now measured in megabytes
And I spent it wirelessly
My radio comes by satellite
My doc's on WebMD
And when it comes to that ol' corn toss
Got the high score on the Wii
(chorus)
I watch NASCAR on my phone, there's an app for that
When I'm feeling lonely, there's a chat for that
If I get lost 4-wheelin', there's a map-app for that
Got an e-date for the fair, there was a match for that
I've completely crossed over and I'll never revert
I'm a REDNECK TECHSPERT
Blackberry hooked to my overalls
Bluetooth in my ear
I send an instant message to the bartender
When I need another round of beer
I text, I tweet
I'm networked on 3G
I'm linked and I'm connected
Internationally