Lyrics

I'm Not Married To Your Mother

Your momma says I shouldn't stay out late
I drink too much and I'm overweight
Ya should'a never married a guy like me
You're doomed to live in poverty
She never liked men who worked on cars
Wore tatoos or smoked cigars
If it aint' one durn thing it's another
But I'm not married to your mother

I can see her talkin on the telephone
Chewin on a chicken bone
Tellin you what you oughta do
Find a boy who can better you
Somehow she just can't relate
To a trailer house by the interstate
And she hates that old hound dog I gave your brother
But I'm not married to your mother

I can always tell when you've been talkin'
You start soundin' like a chicken squawkin'
Peckin at me like a mother hen
Fightin' for corn with her next of kin
You get more like her every day
The way you act and the words you say
Well she's your momma and I know that you love her
But I'm not married to your mother

I can see her talkin' on the telephone
Chewin' on a chicken bone
Tellin' you what you oughta do
Find a boy who can better you
Somehow she just can't relate
To a trailer house by the interstate
And she hates that old hound dog I gave your brother
But I'm not married to your. . .

Please don't turn into her
I don't wanna be married to your mother

Copyright 2004
Luther E. Zachary, Jr.