Song Description

Funny song about needing a new body.

Lyrics

Chorus: I need a new body, this one's getting' old
I need a new body, this one looks like shit, I'm told
I need a new body, this one's weathered and worn
I need a new body, had this one since I was born

Need new eyes, can't see, everything's blurry
Need new ears, can't hear; they're growin' furry
Need a new nose, this ol' factory's shutting down
Need new hair, my scalp's folliclly unsound

Need a new tongue, this one's given its last lickin'
Need a new neck, mine's scrawny like a chicken
Need new arms, these are weak, no muscle tone
Need a new chest, mine's sunk, all hair and bone

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Need a new stomach, mine's flabby and complains
Need new bones, with no arthritic pains
Need new legs; these can't carry the load so well
Need new feet, mine stink, sweat and swell

Need a new heart, mine's bee broke and hardly pumps
Need new skin, mine's wrinkled and covered with lumps
Need new fingers, can't even pick my nose no more
Need new armpits, these smell like an old crack whore's

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Need a new chin, mine's getting' too pointy for shavin'
Need new cheeks, these are seriously cavin'
Need new teeth, lost a lot, just got a few
Need new gums, some disease turned 'em blue

(quieter)Need new nuts, mine are growin' bald and shrinkin'
Need a new sphincter, mine recently started stinkin'
Need a new butt, mine's gone flat and droops way low
Need a new weenie, can't tell whether to come or go

CHORUS-END