Song Description
This is an upbeat, danceable country song with a humorous, fun vibe. The lyrics are about the singer trying to explain why he does the relationship-threatening things that he does.
| Song Length |
3:28 |
Genre |
Country - Contemporary |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Mood |
Endearing, Delightful |
Subject |
General, Comedy, Funny |
| Language |
English |
| |
Lyrics
Babe, I got something to tell you
And I know it's gonna make you mad
I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight, I'd be willing to wager
I made you a promise and broke it
And I know that sounds awful bad
But I got a good excuse of a medical nature
You know it might be a new disease
Or maybe something in the water
I may be short on vitamins L, M, N, O, P
Or caught a germ that originated in the French Quarter
It could be a rare malady
Or a bug from across the border
But I think that it's just A.D.D.
Advanced Doofus Disorder
I'll slay you a fire-breathing dragon
If we could start over anew
I'll even climb beanstalks chasing down ugly giants
I wish I hadn't acted so crazy
Don't know why I do the things that I do
Maybe there's hope for me from medical science
You know it might be a new disease
Or maybe something in the water
I may be short on vitamins L, M, N, O, P
Or caught a germ that originated in the French Quarter
It could be a rare malady
Or a bug from across the border
But I think that it's just A.D.D.
Advanced Doofus Disorder
I don't need a doctor or good luck charms
And don't even give me no pills
I just need you in my arms
Dancing through the Texas hills
You know it might be a new disease
Or maybe something in the water
I may be short on vitamins L, M, N, O, P
Or caught a germ that originated in the French Quarter
It could be a rare malady
Or a bug from across the border
But I think that it's just A.D.D.
Advanced Doofus Disorder
But I think that it's just A.D.D.
Advanced Doofus Disorder