Story Behind The Song

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Song Description

A cowboy singing about his Horse that bought a porsche and the confusion is causes

Lyrics

I'm Cowboy Bob and I'm a horse riding man
I rode a million miles 'cross this dusty land
My old horse Blackie took me all the way
Blackie's gettin' old and I'm missin' some gold
Here comes the strangest story that I ever told
How my old horse Blackie pulled up in a Porsche one day...

My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche

(Dialogue)
Woo-eee. That shore is a pretty thing

It was all decked out with leather and chrome
I knocked on the window as he talked on the phone
I said "How's 'bout a horse back ride?" and he said "Naaay!"
He motioned for me to come inside
I said "Why not? I'll take a ride"
One hoof on the pedal, then we both rode away.

My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche

We we're cruising down the highway. Next thing I know,
I saw more lights flashing than a rodeo.
Then a man with a badge came and took our keys away.
He said "A horse can't drive. Don't ya know?"
I said "Officer, I tried to tell him so"
But he thinks that horseback riding's so yesterday.

My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche

(Dialogue)
What are we gonna do now?
Oh, spare keys, very good!
Hey, Watch out.. You crazy horse!
No I didn't mean that kind of hay....
Oh you're hungry.
No I don't want to go to the drive thru.
You always embarrass me.
You eat like a horse.

My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche
My horse bought a Porsche