Song Description
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBcLc6CH-cc
| Song Length |
3:20 |
Genre |
Rock - General, Unique - Comedy |
| Tempo |
Medium Fast (131 - 150) |
Lead Vocal |
Duet Male |
| Mood |
Cheerful, Jovial |
Subject |
Spirituality, Encouragement |
| Similar Artists |
Phil Ipsan |
Language |
English |
| Era |
2000 and later |
| |
Lyrics
I Love the Jews
I love the Jews, I love the Jews, I love the Jews.
I love the Jews, I love the Jews, I love the Jews.
I was born on a tropic island roasted dark by the burning sun
Slaving years in a field of mangos made me dream of big city fun, whoo hoo
So, I ran to the docks where sailors loaded crates grunting Irish songs
Wouldn't let me help load their cargo yelling calling me a skinny runt
No one picked me and I had no clue
Then I lined up for the Italians hoping that I may catch a break but
they laughed and they called me a Muli with a dopey boiled eggplant face
If I could pick, I'd choose the Jews
BLM is a long due reign I won't diminish in anyway but
JLM has been around since the Pharaohs whipped their slaves
And forced the Jews to build their graves
Yea those historic Jews! ...back to my story now
Dizzy, hungry, for quick surrender stumbled into a butcher shop
Kosher meats hanging made me rumble when I lay on their sawdust spot
Tasty woken a warming spooning, steaming hot matzah chicken soup
Got my strength and I started running errands like a good little Goyim should
It's how it began my love affair with Foodie Jews
I was happy to be a convert never felt like all this was insane
Pretty soon I was courting Bessie, Brit Milah was my only pain
So I'm learning a bit of Yiddish I'm a regular at every schul
now my favorites are Purim, Passover feel like I finally found a home
Like I belong, here with the Jews
When you laughed and shared some pain, there's a bond that you protect
There's some Chutzpa in us all , on the job we always say
We love those Jewish holidays!
Much respect to our Muslin brothers blessed those who pray half the day
And the christians who sing their sermons pay to keep all their sins at bay
History shows we're a little clannish keeping close to the game we tame
If we open the door, we can muster some faith, Yom Kippor, Easter day, Ramadan, All say the same...sooooo
I love the Jews, I love the Jews, I love the Jews.
I love the Jews, I love the Jews, I love the Jews.
Music & Lyrics P Ipsan ©2020