Lyrics

Jack Nicholson
writers: Marc J. Kuchner and Ryan Hydro

Friday midnight poker at the veterans hall
Late night movie on a old TV set
Billy wants to talk about philosophy
In between yawns and placing bets
Billy says, hey, Joe, y'ever stop and think
Is there any other person you would rather be?
Well something bout that question musta hit a nerve
Cause Big Joe cocked his head at the TV screen and he said

I want a two-toned Hollywood tan, good job as a leading man
Black sunglasses and a Cuban
I want a big bad Joker smile, eyebrows that are growing wild
I'd cruise around in the Malibu sun
Yeah I wanna live the life of Jack Nicholson

We were all silent for a moment
As Batman swooped around on the screen
Then I thought about Joe and his bad luck with women
And I said Joe, I think I know what you mean when you say

I want a two-toned Hollywood tan, good job as a leading man
Black sunglasses and a Cuban
I want a big bad Joker smile, eyebrows that are growing wild
I'd cruise around in the Malibu sun
Yeah, I wanna live the life of Jack Nicholson

Well if you think your life is As Good As It Gets
You got another think coming on
I can tell for a fact that don't know Jack
Cause two thousand women can't be wrong

I want a two-toned Hollywood tan, good job as a leading man
Black sunglasses and a Cuban
I want a big bad Joker smile, eyebrows that are growing wild
I'd cruise around in the Malibu sun
Yeah I would excite a different woman every night
I wanna live the life of Jack Nicholson
That's my hero. man
Yeah, he got it goin on

Copyright 2007 Marc Kuchner & Ryan Hydro